As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.

My dad's idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market...' Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!

Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only ones who don't like it seem to be elected officials. Ever notice that?

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.