Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.

President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce the deficit and the kids all busted out laughing.

When we finally have this recall election in October, there could be as many as 200 people on the ballot. And you know what's really scary? Most of them don't know the first thing about driving a state into bankruptcy. They're not experts like Governor Gray Davis.

To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.