Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight. The bad news? The person sitting next to you will be able to make cellphone calls during yourflight.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'