Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure. George Washington couldn't tell a lie.

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.