Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with.

Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.

Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John Kerry of ducking time in the national guard by hiding out in the jungles of Vietnam.

Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti.

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.