President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin.

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

The Obama administration has revealed the size of America's nuclear arsenal. We have 1,000 warheads aimed at China, 1,000 aimed at Russia, and the rest aimed at Fox News.

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.