President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?

The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt.

With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.

Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment.

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.