Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next Democratic presidential nominee?
Jay LenoThe difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.
Jay LenoIn Huntington Beach, California, three police instructors lost their jobs after ordering two cadets who were caught smoking to eat cigarette sandwiches as punishment. And of course the tobacco companies are thinking, 'Cigarette sandwiches - what a great idea.'
Jay LenoSaddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If youโre Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good.
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