There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.
Jay LenoDemocratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry said you can't misspeak 15 times in a week and be president. And Bush said, 'You can't'?
Jay LenoIt's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
Jay LenoWith Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.
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