President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset about the high price of gas.

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.