President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term

Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!

When we finally have this recall election in October, there could be as many as 200 people on the ballot. And you know what's really scary? Most of them don't know the first thing about driving a state into bankruptcy. They're not experts like Governor Gray Davis.

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.