President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term

John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program.

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished.