General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win elections.
Jay LenoCorporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid
Jay LenoA new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.
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