The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet the next day the malls will be overrun with Mayans trying to buy last-minute gifts.

Major heat wave in India - 122 degrees today. It was so hot people in India were sweating like Americans waiting to hear if their job is being outsourced to India.

Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.

Ambition beats genius 99% of the time

The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks.