A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt.

The United States military is now using the music of Metallica and other heavy metal bands to break the will of Saddam Hussein supporters to get them to talk. Theyre blaring heavy metal music at them. That should make the artist feel pretty good, huh? Put your heart and soul into your last CD and the Army is using it to torture people.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.