A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

Well, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!

It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day on it. They still couldn't get President Obama out of Bill Clinton's shadow.

A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out.

Contact with the customer is what business is all about.