A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary by burying a time capsule. They say it will be dug up in 50 years - or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front, whichever comes first.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's got a new slogan: 'Put the oval in the Oval Office.'

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.