In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is he saying - that if we want real change, we should throw him out?
Jay LenoThis problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."
Jay LenoHouse Speaker John Boehner says President Obama should have clearly outlined his exact plans before bombing Libya. Apparently it's only Iraq where you don't have to do that.
Jay LenoForm 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
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