We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'