Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'

Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him what's in the newspapers every day.

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win elections.