Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

This week the White House proposed fingerprinting and photographing foreign visitors so they can do background checks. Officials in Saudi Arabia said this will only increase anti-American feelings in the Mideast. Is that possible? Gee, you hate to have people dislike us for no reason. Things were going so well.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.