Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize.