Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

I don't want to say Gray Davis is on the run, but today he released an audiotape on the Al Jazeera network from his underground bunker somewhere in the Sacramento area.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going.