The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA testing. Apparently we have a sample of his DNA. So Monica Lewinsky is working for the CIA?

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.

We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.