Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.

The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well, he exits in November.

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't worked here - so try it somewhere else.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.