President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to talk about his jobs plan than Fantasyland?

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're going to look at ethics in Congress, a microscope is what you need.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.