If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.

The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge of implementing it. They say the threats people are making to the IRS are so bad, that they are actually hindering the IRS's ability to threaten people.