Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get that, do you think that'll work? I mean, don't you think that if he tries to convince the American people that we need a war president, isn't he afraid that they're going to vote for the guy that was actually in a war?
Jay LenoThe report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for that one.'
Jay LenoAmerican forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade Iraq, the whole place is oil and cash. It's like Republican Disneyland.
Jay LenoJohn Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
Jay LenoDo you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.
Jay LenoPresident Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, โItโs a trap, donโt do it!โ But President Obamaโs tweets are a little different than Anthony Weinerโs. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, itโs the unemployment numbers.
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