General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win elections.

In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.

It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day on it. They still couldn't get President Obama out of Bill Clinton's shadow.

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house.

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!