The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt.

A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're the moron?

President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce the deficit and the kids all busted out laughing.

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.

Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.