Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care.
Jay LenoAccording to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy on American citizens, they feel they have to spy on FUTURE American citizens as well.
Jay LenoPresident Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
Jay LenoOne thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.
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