65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.
Jay LenoPresident Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
Jay LenoA survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.
Jay LenoI don't mean to harp on this, but it's like the networks are a how-to manual for terrorists. You see them on the news. This reporter is standing outside a water treatment plant, going, 'If they poured the poison here it could wipe out thousands because the guard is off duty from noon until 1 every day!'
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