President Bush announced a major new plan for the United States to put a man on the moon, which would be a really big story if this were 1962. Bush said he didn't remember anything about the 60's - I guess he wasn't lying.
Jay Leno"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.
Jay LenoThe United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden.
Jay LenoAmerica Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!
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