For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay LenoFirst there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!
Jay LenoBin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.
Jay LenoAt the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?
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