The worst thing about losing this job: Iām no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.
Jay LenoPresident Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.
Jay LenoClinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
Jay LenoWhitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!
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