I believe engineers will save the world.

While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government official. Bill said, "No way!" How does that make Hillary feel? Bill almost gave her up for one cow.

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

Italian authorities seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. Pretty good counterfeit job, too. They look just like the genuine, worthless Treasury bonds.