We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year.
Jay LenoBob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
Jay LenoMore warnings issued by all branches of the government today that another terrorist attack is imminent. We're not sure when, we're not sure where, just that it is coming. Who is attacking us now, the cable company?
Jay LenoHere's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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