Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

The lead story on MSNBC was the news that there was nothing new to report in the Gary Condit story. So remember when there is nothing new to report, MSNBC will be the station not to report it first.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will. They have to. There's so many foreclosures it's tough to tell where people live.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.