Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
Jay LenoScientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!
Jay Leno50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!
Jay LenoAs Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.
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