It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson's disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let's party!

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.

Did you hear about this 20-year-old kid named John Walker from Northern California who was apparently fighting for the Taliban?... It didn't take long for the TV networks to jump on this Walker thing. CBS has a new show: 'Walker: Taliban Ranger.'

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.