Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.

Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary by burying a time capsule. They say it will be dug up in 50 years - or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front, whichever comes first.

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.

In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant anti-Romney slogans. Well, who says President Obama isn't creating any new jobs?