The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election.
Jay LenoThe car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.
Jay LenoYou know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.
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