A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter.

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain -- and the man's brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.