I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

Did you see those Iraqis making that pilgrimage slashing their foreheads with knives and whipping their backs with chains. See, when Saddam Hussein was around they weren't allowed to make that pilgrimage. If they tried that with Saddam Hussein, he would have slashed their foreheads with knives and whipped their backs with chains.

They were going crazy in Kansas. People were up to 9 p.m. I think that was the greatest thing to happen to Kansas since the eradication of the boll weevil.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

One thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.