If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?"
Jay LenoI don't mean to harp on this, but it's like the networks are a how-to manual for terrorists. You see them on the news. This reporter is standing outside a water treatment plant, going, 'If they poured the poison here it could wipe out thousands because the guard is off duty from noon until 1 every day!'
Jay LenoAccording to today's Los Angeles Times, Gray Davis now gets negative job ratings from white people, black people, Latinos, Republicans, Independents and even Democrats. Say what you want about the guy but he's a uniter!
Jay LenoPresident Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.
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