I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.

The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.