Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

Regulations force people to do better.

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.