Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen.

General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism. That's what I think he said - it was hard to hear him because he was being hustled out of the room to his cell in Guantanamo Bay.

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.