Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

And Ralph Nader, God bless him, still out there campaigning. Ralph Nader said today he has set a record for the most campaign speeches given in one day. He gave 21 speeches in one day. Of course, we have to take his word for it, because of course, there are no witnesses.

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.