This is my favorite story of the week. The Republican National Committee is in trouble after spending nearly $2,000 at a bondage club in Hollywood. You know what I call a Republican who spends a lot of money in a strip club? A Democrat.
Jay LenoPresident James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Jay LenoPresident Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term
Jay LenoWhen they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.
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