I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him.

Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful.

This week the White House proposed fingerprinting and photographing foreign visitors so they can do background checks. Officials in Saudi Arabia said this will only increase anti-American feelings in the Mideast. Is that possible? Gee, you hate to have people dislike us for no reason. Things were going so well.

If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.