I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well, he exits in November.

House Speaker John Boehner says President Obama should have clearly outlined his exact plans before bombing Libya. Apparently it's only Iraq where you don't have to do that.

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss, it's all the walking around you do trying to find your car.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.