For some reason, the Secret Service revealed this, that Sarah Palin's Secret Service code name is 'Denali.' Turns out 'Denali' is an old Eskimo name that means 'Dan Quayle.'

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some to the people around you, and you still have plenty left for yourself.

Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip.

President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.