This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."
Jay LenoJohn Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech. Kerry was stunned about this. He said, 'What? People are listening to my speeches?'
Jay LenoA Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace.
Jay LenoWell, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?
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