Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.
Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
Enron's president, Ken Lay, passed away last week. So, I guess even God lost money on that Enron deal. I believe the official cause of death was listed as "karma." The family asked in lieu of flowers, please send some elderly retiree's entire life savings.
Happiness is a privilege.
It's always bad news when you kill your date