You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

And under the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical marijuana. This new policy is called 'Don't Ask, Don't -- What Was I Talking About?'

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.

With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?