You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.

President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to talk about his jobs plan than Fantasyland?

As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with the letter R, then W, then Q. You know, even Sesame Street is laughing at California now.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy.

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'