In his first speech as Speaker, Boehner thanked his loved ones - tobacco lobbyists, the oil companies, the CEOs.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!

With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.

I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.