You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country.They said they delivered him a note asking him to leave, which is a pretty goodtrick considering they claim they don't even know where he is.

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton.