John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.
Jay LenoPresident Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
Jay LenoThe Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well, he exits in November.
Jay LenoThe United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
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