Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.
Jay LenoYesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
Jay LenoToday the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Kenneth Lay.
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