If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just don't like your product. I think that's a mistake a lot of people in show business make.. they're so tied to their act they take everything personally.
Jay LenoAccording to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.
Jay LenoWhen they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.
Jay LenoArnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.
Jay Leno