Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.

The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now.

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.

On 'Meet the Press' yesterday President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election and Bush said, ''Phhh, you mean like last time?'

Some members of Congress now are complaining they are underpaid. They want to propose a pay raise. You can't blame them. A lot of them took a big income hit when Enron folded.

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.